GUEST,Spleen Cringe

In support of the esteemed Senor El Gnomo, can I add my tuppence in that when Pip Radish and I visited his folk club on the night that Captain Birdseye was strutting his enjoyable stuff, both Pip and I (at least one of whom was sporting a most unseemly tank top), despite being untried, untested outsiders on a guest night, were offered the opportunity to cough our way through a tune.

David el Gnomo

Would you, as a club organiser (are you btw?) risk putting on a completely unprofessional act during a concert for which you have just charrged 50 people £5 each?