He loves sausages? Rain? Real beer? Fish 'n' Chips? Curries? Falafel? Kebabs? Donky's dicks in batter?

Or perhaps he wants to be part of a healthy, tolerant multi-racial society that rejoices in the diversity of the cultures that call these islands home?

Because the Aussies threw him out for crymes against rhymes?

Because the didgeridoo requires circular breathing rather than one breath every 16.5 notes?