SPITTIN LITTLE TURDBALLS

{sung to Proud Mary}

Left a good job in the city,

Workin for a livin ain't my cupa tea,

Got a new vocation,

It's causin alienation,

Spittin little turdballs is the job for me,

It's makin me all giddy,

My breath's smellin kinda shitty,

Spittin, Spittin,

Spittin little turdballs.

So I booked a flight to London,

Flyin 16 hours on that big ol plane,

Gonna join the competition,

I'm hopin & I'm wishin,

That spittin Kudu droppins is my claim to fame,

Don't matter how you do it,

As long as you don't chew it,

Spittin, Spittin,

Spittin little turdballs.

{ Ya think we could get Tina Turner to do the video?}

DB.