"How can I just don't think you are doing what you claim to be doing. be interpretted as anything other than you believe that I tell lies about what I do?"

Actually, David, I didn't interpret it that way at all. I thought Bryan was saying that there's a difference between what you say if you're asked to describe Club Policy and what you say when you get talking about what you do in practice. Which doesn't make you dishonest, just inconsistent - and inconsistency is human (or gnomean).