Okay, Lepus. ;-) You did come up with some pretty amusing stuff there, quite a creative bit of writing, but I wasn't quite sure what the emotional drive behind it all was...it's hard to tell sometimes when you can't see the person's facial expressions or hear the tone in their voice.

Obama has raised some huge expectations in people. I see no way he can meet them all. If he gets 1/3 of the way there, I'll be happy.