Well, see, ol' Shame is in jail (gaol). And even if he wasn't, what's he gonna do? Come here and stagger around trying to beat me up or pee on my leg like a little puppy dog? All that boy does is scarf down Tim's donuts, swill beer, belch, and annoy women. I understand that he's imprisoned in a paper bag because the authorities knew he would be able to find his way out with both hands, a flashlight, and pictorial directions.