Look. His real name is Roche (pronounced "Rock") O'Bama. His folks came from County Kerry and they were all in every "Rising" from 1680 to 1922 -- they're "Corca Duibhe" from near Ballyferriter. His entire campaign has been designed to get into office so that he can invade Canada and trade it to England in exchange for Ireland. And it's succeeding quite well.

Oh, by the way -- he's got another Irisher, a Clare man named John Holland, designing a boat that will fight underwater so that he can defeat the British Navy. Trial runs in New Jersey are coming up very soon now.