Mary had a bicycle, the spokes were made of brass,
and every time she turned the wheel, the spokes went up her skirt.

Ah, the innocence of youth!!

How many times, have you had it off with an English Country gardener?
I've had it twice and I think it's very nice, with an English Country gardener.
Running round the hollyhocks, grabbing hold his bollyocks
such a shame we never got farther than that, we were always too busy running away from mother!!!

LTS