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Thread #115546   Message #2488623
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
08-Nov-08 - 04:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: 6th Joke thread of 2008!
Subject: RE: BS: 6th Joke thread of 2008!
"Mathematics vs Morals"

A mathematician is interviewing for a prestigious
job. To make sure he has the right morals, the
interviewer gives him the following situation:

"You're late for a meeting, when you come across
a burning house, a fire hydrant, and a fire hose
lying across the street. What do you do?"

The mathematician responds:

"People's lives are more important than the meeting.
I screw the fire hose into the hydrant and put out
the fire before coming to the office."

The interviewer is impressed, but asks him a follow up
question just to make sure:

"You're late for a meeting when you pass a fire hose
connected to a hydrant, next to a perfectly safe
house. What do you do?"

The mathematician thinks for a moment, then replies:

"I unscrew the fire hose, carry it across the street,
and set the house on fire. Then I've reduced it to a
problem I've already solved."