Kat, if you need a few extra words you can borrow some from the MOAB. We have lots to spare, and the depth and breadth and range will allow you to do just about anything you want with them. :)
The real trick would be for the cell phone company to have a way to turn on the phone remotely and THEN let you call and see if you can hear it. I had mine in the case in my pocket when I was out in the yard a couple of years ago, and it dropped out. When I realized where it was I was sure it was probably demolished or inside a dog, but I went out back and Cinnamon, the pit bull, was delicately carrying it around and dropped it when she saw me coming. So sweet--I think they sometimes just like to carry our stuff around because it smells like us.
She has destroyed other things left in her area (heaven help any laundry that falls on the ground--she has demolished a sock and a wash cloth so far), so I was just lucky this wasn't one of them.