just read thru this thread. does anyone remember the Bob Williamson parody?

On that album done by Joe Stead's Sweet Folk and Country label with Brownsville Banned and Bernard Wrigley on the front. its a bugger being old and no one knows what you're talking about.

Your friend , they all in high places
Alf Biggs from the chippy is one
he bought you a cucumber for Christmas,
And you play with it - just for fun....for a laugh, for a joke, ha! ha! ha!