There is one prayer in our book that can go badly wrong, as in "May we need a lewd life" instead of "May we lead a new life..."

And then there is the one about Thine Ever-failing Love (Ooops, Thy Never-Failing Love).

I had a friend that would malaprop herself up on anything. She would laugh herself right off the floor. And with her you could only try to reciprocate, for, as she once said, there was no two-way-street about it. She musta been a real aficiondo.

~S~