"Ferret Song"
Music and Lyrics by Ricky Ian Gordon
from "My Life With Albertine"

Albertine, Andree, & Rosemonde
Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood
He just ran by.
Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood
He passed by me.

Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood

Albertine
Whom will I marry?

Girls
Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood

Albertine
Whom will I love?

Girls
Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood
Now come to me.
Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood
Take him my glove.

Sweet ladies and gents
Diddle and diddle
Sweet ladies and gents
Diddle-i-do.

Albertine
Marry I will

Girls
Diddle and diddle

Albertine
Just tell me who

Girls
Diddle-i-do.

Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood
Where could he be?
Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood
Where has he gone?

Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood

Albertine
Will I have children?

Girls
Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood

Albertine
Or will I have none?

Girls and Marcel
Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood
Where could he be?
Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood
Where has he gone?

Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood
Will I have children?
Oh Ferret of Fairy Wood
Or will I have none?