Dear Eliza, if indeed 'tis you, don't get riled, sit back, put your feet up and think of your blood-pressure!! A calm pregnancy means a calm baby. Chill.Breathe.(and when all else fails, demand pethedine!)

As an exiled Lancashire lass I've many a time been to the foot of our stairs, but never, in the spirit of gobsmackedness, to Buxton. In actualitee, I have, and you're right, it's a grand place.

Oh, by the way, did we ever find out what is the national instrument of England???