"New Ears"

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic
surgeon could offer him a solution.

He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and
went to him. The new surgeon examined him,
thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you
right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out,
he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a
rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells,

"You swine, you gave me a woman's ears!"

"Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference
whether it is a man's or a woman's."

"You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't
understand a thing!"