According to the principles of Anagranalysis- the divination of a person's character by anagrams of his name- President Barack Hussein Obama has an interesting personality.

He is a serious patriot, as befits a President, though perhaps leaning a little to the left:

He's a sad, sober, but pink American

He may not be a gastronome:

Rabbit pie and mash? One's a sucker!

But he promises solutions to problems in the Middle East:

Top man cures Arabian bike sheds

There's a starter for you. No cut and paste from those dull, undiscriminatory anagram programs please! Every one hand crafted.