The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76059 Message #2489791
Posted By: Donuel
10-Nov-08 - 09:51 AM
Thread Name: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
Subject: RE: BS: What do you want on your gravestone?
Human nature being what it is...
just 5 words
DO NOT LICK THIS STONE !
(A small three foot lime stone/marble marker will have been marninated in a mixture of X and LSD for two months. Small side drilling holes will insure total absorbtion. A small wishing well type roof will be erected to keep the rain off the stone and the bottom of the stone that is beneath the earth will be coated with poly urethane)