It's amazing how energetically some folks invest themselves in unreal scenarios. It's the country's biggest indoor sport--find some false reality and figure out why it must be true and then get all worked up about it and spread alarums -- you could call it the "Paul Revere of the Imaginary Situation" syndrome.

"To arms!! To arms!! Nothing is happening!!!" Dramatic music and hoofbeats fill your dreams, thou deluded serf.


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