For the attention of Catspaw.

Dear Mr Spaw,

I refer to your posts to this thread of various insts, ultimos and penultimos. Whilst I can find no fault with your general sentiment and am of the humble opinion that it is a fine and beautiful name with which god-fearing parents might christen their little boy, I remain unconvinced how far you believe you will be successful in winning over the heart and mind of Brother Franks by continually referring to him as Wavylimpdick.

I shall not, however,ask you to desist.

I remain, yours faithfully,

Reverend Spleen Cringe