I have special information {an e-mail from a friend of a friend of mine}that Obama plans to ban the sales of high speed eight string mandolins like my Weber Bridger. Normally I'd sell it for about $1400 but since they're going to be banned and will soon become collecters items I'd better raise the price to $3,000.

Let me know if you're interested. Act now before the ban goes into effect.

My guess is that the folks behind these rumors of gun bannings are - the gun makers. It's been good for business hasn't it?