This is such a snow job. This little Albert chimp is a con--he's has been peeling his bananas upside down since he was born--it has nothin' ta do with the election, or with Chongo. In fact, Chinga knows the john real well, because all the girls laugh at him when he visits their houses in Milwaukee, or sometimes Chi-town.

He peels his banana upside down there, too--it's the only way that "works" for him. He pays extra and they have no idea where he gets his dough. Turns out he's a trust fund baby from one of those movie star chimp families from the Thirties. Anyway, Chinga says don't be taken in. She also says one of her most reliable girls tells her, "That's not the only thing he peels upside down, and its not because he's protesting the erection, either...".


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