And don't forget the parody too:
After the ball was over
She took out her glass eye,
Put her false teeth in water,
Brushed from her hair the dye,
Kicked her cork leg in the corner,
Stripped off her false nails and all -
Then what was left went to bye-byes,
After the ball!
I don't remember where I learnt it but people usually laugh when they hear it.......
Cheers
JennieG