The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was
having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the
family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any
attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then
told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and
until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the
woman told her about her fears and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that!

'I'm dating Susan!'