The Virtues of Pancakes

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the
doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their
little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about
his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared,
'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there
was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the
table.

'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are
for your father.'