Naah, Dead Horse! Gary Glitter is either a PDF File or cockney rhymin' slang for your a*se.

Pedantics is the tricks what your domestic cats and dogs get up te - like gettin' their heids stuck in cat-food tins and runnin' into waalls!

Barden, Me darlin'! Aah nivvor telt neebody aboot me birthday as aah wez havin' a quiet one this year (just 3 or 4 hundred party-ganners this time)

If aah'd wanted a fuss mekkin' aah'd've put it on Mudcat for maximum sympathy!!

Love to you and Jan