Naemason - tunes get interesting. I usually try to use an old one with new lyrics. then I can just say "To the tune of: (BTW - yours seems to fit "Quare Bungle rye")

If you "do" ABC you can just post in the thread. If you "do" midi, then you can e-mail the midi file to Alan's midi site and/or use miditxt to post to the thread. If you are a pc/windows machine you can join a HearMe session and sing/play it to audience.

If you actually understand dots (unlike myself) and can put them onto paper then can scan the image and e-mail it; or you can put it into about umpty dozen programs (My favorite is NoteWorthy Composer) most of which will then produce either ABC files or Midi files (see above)

Or you could phone during the radio show and sing it live on webcast, or you could record it as a sound file and send it into the MC radio.....