That donkey one was on Niel Inness's Rutland Weekend Television- sung by the Fabulous Bingo Brothers.

Once we had a donkey, kept it in the yard,
One night in the winter, it was blowin' hard,
Muvver said the donkey must be cold in the yard,
Bring it in the kitchen, let it have a warm.

In come the donkey, bit me farver's ear,
Took it for a cabbage leaf and broke the chandelier,
Out went the gas
And then it come alight again
Poor farver's ear,
Donkey took a bite again,
Muvver took a knife for to stick it in the ass,
Stuck it in me farver's 'ead and out went the gas.

Auntie Mary can't get at it,
Muvver's sewn me drawers up.