There's a specacular piece of logic from Detective Superintendent Dave Eyles.

"We can't demand it - we recommend that you provide it as best practice. But you're bloody silly if you don't, because you're putting your venue at risk."

So, errr, they can't demand it, but they'll close you down if you don't provide it? How is that NOT compulsory?

WTF?!

We can't stand for this! Any fellow Lahndeners fancy help starting a petition to Borris?