Thanks to both of you for helping me out with this one. I didn't need the chords, just the words, and I don't really care much about authenticity (I'm sure that amounts to heresy on this forum, but I'll do my best to dodge the slings and arrows that are sure to come my way). With a nose flute, mandolin, and autozither backup, we can't miss -- especially when I start my Chuck Berry duckwalk in the middle of the electric kazoo solo while Susan plays that electric autoharp with her teeth.

Again, much appreciated.