Yeah, well, the Bonoboetta's in Chinga's "Palace of Joy" wouldn't be talking about Chongo's junk, anyway, so it probably isn't them. See, Chinga has laid down firm policy that if Chongo shows up at any of her dives, the only one who gets to see him is the bouncer--a big gorilla from the South Side of Chicago, who bears ole Chongo a couple of bad grudges from way back.

A