I confess, I confess that 'twas I who cobbled up the "Engrish frute" phrase in my alternate version of the development of England's National Musical Instrument. If anyone of Japanese ancestry found my touch of whimsy to be offensive, then to you I duly apologize and beg your forgiveness.

To anyone else who deems it "racist" (such as David, who obviously pounced on it in a vain effort to divert attention from his own racist utterings), I suggest that they strive to perform an impossible sexual act upon themselves.

I have reached a point in my life where I do not suffer fools gladly. In fact, it is the fools themselves whom I feel should do the suffering.

Don Firth