LOL The past few days at work have been more than a bit stressful. My new supervisor came over to me for the fourth time today to see how a critical project was getting on.
Now my day started with a the pop-up from hell that popped up every single time I clicked my mouse. After numerous re-boots, tech service came by and cleaned up the mess left by some asshole who had opened the Hallmark virus.
Then Outlook went wacko and refused to attach attachments bringing back the tech guy who gave up, re-installed Outlook and still couldn't get the bloody thing to work. When it was all finally sorted out (and I was gently assured by the terrified techie that none of it was my doing) along comes my boss.
He asked "What are you doing now?" in a mildly irritated voice because his boss was on his case. Without missing a beat I loudly said "The same shit you had me doing this morning. I'm crankly. Go away!" He laughed out loud and left while everyone else sat stunned.
I am cranky enough to bite the heads off kittens! Be afraid, Bobert, be very afraid.