Them cans and things they put the IC in come from China. So by drinkin' Iron City yer proppin' up the Commies!

Now, if you wuz out here I'd take ya down to the Brewery and you could have real American beer brewed in America and served in good American glasses and bottles. And Penny, who runs the joint, don't allow no fights, neither. Friday and sometimes Saturday nights she's got live music upstairs, maybe blues or folk or nearly anything. Good AMERICAN music (lessen it's Irish or Canadian or German or Utahan or something like them).