I am so confused!!!

I love Iron City but if it's commie beer than, geeze??? This has put a hurt on my head...

(But, Boberdz... You is a commie, ain'tche???)

Well, yeah???

(Then tell Penny to stick that American beer up her....)

No, I can't do that either... I mean, shine is 100% American and shine is good... No make that very good... So Penny is prolly a real nice lady... Sniff... I mean, it ain't like I know her but if she makes beer and lets blues players play at her joint then maybe it's time to give up Pittsburg and Iron City Beer if they is all a bunch of commies...

I am so conflicted!!!

I', thinking of sending the $600 back... This is way too much resposibility...

B~