I think that Scottish women can be the crankiest of all, and I base that on things I have heard Megan relay from her Granny Dom, such as how her sweet Granny intends to "skelp" my "bahookie" and do terrible things to my "lugs" as well. That goes beyond mere crankiness, as far as I'm concerned, and verges on homicidal mania. I have managed to avoid visiting Scotland for my entire adult life, and I think it may be a good thing I did that.