"I am sorry if I offended Guest, which was not my intention"

Please enlighten us, Penguin Eggs.

Which exact part of "dingy folk club in some Godforsaken place" and "bunch of bearded REAL ALE swigging self righteous prigs" was not intended to cause offence ?

:-)

In addition to the characteristics Kevin has highlighted above you're also distinctly lacking any semblance of a sense of humour, my waddling friend!