I sing a song called 'OLD SCOTCH MOTHER MINE' but to upset anyone I sing 'old SCOTS mother mine' that is what I'm getting at, just change to title and we'll still understand what it is called.

I mean how wouls like to be a New Zealander Skipy, you problerly wouldn't like that, so it's that same as calling us SCOTS Scotch.

but it does sound lke a good book, pity about the title.