Hmmm... I have an hand-cranked garden chipper, one ice cream crank, one bread-kneader crank, a cider press crank, a coffee grinder crank, 2 food grinder cranks, and a grain mill/flour mill crank. At least two certifiably cranky friends have already posted here. I have been known to crank out a poem from time to time.

I guess that means I'm cranky too, eh Bobert?