Good Grief Franks.
Just go away. We're not interested in visiting your links.
We already have, and once was enough for me.
And any performer who admits to taking a notebook on stage as an aide memoire, obviously can't be bothered to learn his own material.
I did it once but I was 16 at the time. Mea Culpa.
And as for your temerity in dissing talented and kind people like Don and Eliza. God you've go some balls to do that.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Now, Go Away, and take your pathetic doggerel with you.