Smokey said..."He's only on here to get a girlfriend"
(That conjures up some bizarre and slightly appaling images!)

I dunno. I could imagine Eliza or Diane suddenly feeling a desire to experiment with domination by duct tape.

Diane - the battle in "Flower of Scotland" is Bannockburn, not that knowing that makes the song any better. The Corries were better than a "singalong pop group", but not with that one.