This subject is not too funny. I have a friend who sings this song and it chills my blood- he drinks too much.

He'd get home at five-thirty
Fix a drink and sit down in his chair
Pick a fight with momma
Complain about the kids gettin' in his hair
At night he'd sit alone and smoke
I'd see his frown behind the lighter's flame
Now that same frown's in my mirror
I got my daddy's blood inside my veins.

Fish swim, birds fly
Daddies yell, mommas cry
Old men sit and think
I Drink.

Chicken TV dinner
Six minutes on defrost, three on high
Beer to wash it down then another
Some whiskey on the side
It's not so bad alone here
It don't bother me that every night's the same
I don't need another lover hangin' around
Tryin' to make me change.

Fish swim, birds fly
Lovers leave, by and by
Old men sit and think
I Drink.

I know what I am
But I don't give a damn.

Fish swim, birds fly
Daddies yell, mommas cry
Old men sit and think
I drink.

I drink.

Blake Shelton