FFS! We are in danger here of disappearing up our own rear ends. No wonder the septics get pissed off with the navel-staring, OCD Brits!
For myself, I'd be happy to visit any of the paragons of perfection detailed on this thread, but I've not been lucky enough so far to have found them when the wind's in the right direction and the driver for the Variety Club Sunshine Coach for the Special Needs Singers hasn't left his GPS at home.
Ah well, one day...
Until then, I think I'll join Jim Carroll and Silas in the intolerant sad bastard corner, where we can take it in turns to smash shaky eggs to bits with toffee hammers and bemoan the fact that, for all the good intent on this thread, there are still people who should be fucking muzzled!