Mary had a little lamb, She kept it fat and plastered, When the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb a little beef a little ham some fried chicken and a little fish Mary is a big fat bitch!
Little Miss Muffett Spat in a bucket while eating my curds and whey, I came like a tiger and shot off inside her now Miss Muffett won't play.
Little Jack Horno Was watching a porno While eating his girlfriend out He stuck in his tongue and made the bitch cum SURPRISE she's a squirter.
Gorgy Porgy pudding a pie Fucked his girlfriend till she died then he ate her dried up snatch Gorgy's a fucking necrophiliac
Jack and Jill went up the hill To smoke some marijuana Jack got high unzipped his fly and said 'do you wanna?' Jill said yes and dropped her dress then they had some fun stupid Jill forgot the pill NOW they have a son
Hey diddle diddle the cat took a piddle all over the bedside clock the little dog laughed to see such a thing, the cat has a little cock
Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candle stick Now Jacks in the hospital with a burnt fucking dick!