Well Jenn,
The overworked elves have been very busy and have just completed construction of your glorious gifts for the festive season. They are all wrapped and are to be packaged in a crate (OK so I may be over exaggerating here) and sent by reindeer mail to you soon after dawn on the morrow. I know that your other half has already received his, dont feel left out, I wanted to keep temptation to a minimum. I should reach you soon!
Satan/Santa! Mwaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah!