As a recognized member of the international pyratocracy, I am constantly amazed at the ill-conceived attack sratagies of our Somali brethren.
There would be no problem if they simply pulled along side of their prey and began singing shanties.
I might recommend "Rolling Down to Old Mogadishu", "Johnny's Gone To Hijack", " Farewell And Adieu To You Somali Ladies", " The Jolly Roving Petrochemical Distillate Product", as well as any songs mentioning rounding the horn (of Africa).
The appreciative passengers and crew would soon be raining money,jewels, and stock options down on them.
At least I think they will.