Yeah, stop here before next Getaway an' you take her to Martin's Food Store...

Easy to talk when yer, ahhhhh, 5 ot 6,000 miles from here... I mean, let's get real here... Let's do a little Wse Ginny Rithmatizin'... Here's the question:

Like ya' need like 6 pounds of sweet taters and one store has 'um $1 fir 4 pounds and the other store has 'um fir 88 cents a pound... But the first store is sold out... Now this is what we call a Wes Ginny "trinomial equation"... That's where ya' have a third variable and in this case it's a friggin' plant sale 100 miles away... You followin' this one, buddy??? Well, if gas is $2.00 a gallon and ya' gotta take the P-Vine to lunch, another $20.00 to go to the plant sale and she spends $125 fir $175 worth of plants then what the big deal about payin' 88 cents a pound fir 6 pounds of sweet potatoes???

There, answer me that one if ya can...

Like I said, you take her to Martin's... No, make that, "I dare you to take her to Martin's!!!"

I mean, I love's ya, Amos, but you ain't done the math here...

B~