The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2496372
Posted By: Little Hawk
17-Nov-08 - 11:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You'll be in spirit rather than in yer old worn-out body, ya doofus! ;-)

As for being in people's were in one of mine a couple of nights ago. We were back in the 17th century in France for some reason and you were being a real cad. Matter of fact, you insulted a lady most grievously! I think she may have been an earlier incarnation of Winona Ryder. So I took you outside and we had at it with our dueling foils and I gave you a terrible thrashing, but stopped short of sending you precipitately into the afterlife, as it were. Quite noble of me to do that, I think. I'm surprised that you have no memory of those events, but I've heard that the human psyche tends to blank out more embarrassing dream episodes.