A few Christmases back I was on a bus on the way to a Christmas party. The bus was fairly empty -- it was round about shop-closing time -- and things were very quiet. Up at the front of the bus sat a little group -- it looked like grandmother, mother and small son. The kid was about 4. He had obviously enjoyed his trip and the rhythm of the bus was mellowing him out. He was happily singing away (fairly loudly) to himself. His choice of song? "Please, Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas". All the other passangers had their hands over their mouths -- what a hoot!

But still, it's a very bad song!