I see many thread titles that are just asking for a cheeky response but I don't want to trivialize the thread itself.
So if you see such a thread, post the title and your response here.

Examples...
Can I sing 'bloody' on American radio ? - YOUR singing is BLOODY all the time!
Anybody know a good harmonica site? - The trash can!
Sandy and Caroline Paton's Performance. - Am I the only one who wants to giggle at this?
Putting fiddle tunes into medleys - Why? They all sound the same anyway!

So now you can use your smart Alec remarks without offending the thread originator.

Go for it!

Bert.