Glad you asked Bert! Hmmm, let's see....

"Jessie James was a man, who decided to retire.

And he knew the law would never leave him be.

So he faked his own death, and left the old wild weatht

and when people said "where's Jesse".........said "beat's me."

"He put away his six guns, his cowboy hat and boots,

and opened up a wee cross-dresser's shop.

and the townsfolk all knew Jesse, as "the lady known as Toots"

and in his yard he grew a marihuana crop.

CHORUS

"Oh Jesse was a wife, who went and changed his life,

but he couldn't have no children strong and brave.

He looked like Leslie Howard, and talked just like Noel Coward

and no one ever saw him feeling grave."

Sorry Bert....it's early.

Rick